rnd.today=new Date();
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function rnd() {
         rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
         return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
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function rand(number) {
         return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
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var number=rand(15)-1
var quote="quote"
if (number == 0) {quote="<a href='/index.php/categories/hammocks-and-swing-chairs'>Hammocks</a> should be a strong seller this season. And all of our hammocks are superb quality (duracord is this amazing soft yet weather resistant material) and are great value for money. We still have a very small number of <a href='/index.php/products/complete-easy-hammock-and-stand-set-1926-la-hacienda'>All in one Hammocks</a> left - so hurry, these won\'t last."; author="";};
if (number == 1) {quote="A <a href='/index.php/categories/swing-hammocks'>Wooden swing seat</a> is the epitome of garden relaxing in the sun will make fabulous gift for Christmas. You\'ll never regret buying one. They\'re perfect places to while away the time, reading, watching the wildlife or having a good natter.";author="";};
if (number == 2) {quote="<a href='/index.php/categories/garden-furniture-covers'>Furniture covers</a> are a must for valuable garden products over the winter period. Made from woven polyethylene our covers are superb value and come in a range to suit almost every garden furniture item. Round or rectangular furniture sets, parasol heaters, benches in three sizes, barbecues or chimineas. We\'ve got the lot."; author="";};
if (number == 3) {quote=" <href='/index.php/categories/seed-potatoes'>   Seed potatoes and onion sets are now in and the potato bag is still amazing value.";author="";};
if (number == 4) {quote="Buy some of our <a href='/index.php/categories/wooden-benches'>fabulous garden benches</a> while stocks last. As well as hardwood models there is a whole new wood and metal bench range to check out."; author="";};
if (number == 5) {quote="All our <a href='/index.php/categories/terracotta-pots'>terracotta pots</a> are FROST PROOF and carry a guarantee of 10 years against the damage of frost. So forget the hassle of lugging heavy terracotta pots from the garden centre. These high quality frost proof terracotta pots will arrive in specially designed packaging straight to your door."; author="";};
if (number == 6) {quote="Check out our <a href='/index.php/products/bespoke--terracotta-pot-for-anniversaries-or-weddings'>personalised terracotta pots</a>, which are brilliant and highly original gifts, perfect for special occasions like weddings, anniversaries or retirement. Hand crafted to your specification, they take up to six weeks to engrave so get your order in soon. "; author="";};
if (number == 7) {quote="Our <a href='/index.php/categories/plant-stands-and-pot-holders'>plant stands</a> are popular over the winter period especially the <a href='/index.php/products/plant-stand-etagere---rectangular'>rectangular etagere</a>and <a href='/index.php/products/plant-stand-etagere---corner'>corner etageres</a>. Not only are they used in greenhouses and as benches bringing on veg and seedlings, but also for tier-displaying bedding arrangements (especially useful in smaller garden) or for storing houseplants indoors over winter. A great value product and our most popular seller.";author="";}; 
if (number == 8) {quote="<a href='/index.php/categories/wall-screens/'>Wall screens wall art</a> are increasingly popular, particularly the screens with pot holders. Customers are thrilled that the wall screens not only liven up dull walls (with or without plants), but are beautifully made too. ";author="";};
if (number == 9) {quote="Perfect for outdoor entertaining at this time of year are our <a href='/index.php/categories/firepits-chimineas'>cast iron chimineas</a> which will give off enough heat to shelter you and your guests from the cold and look fabulously atmospheric as well. ";author="";};
if (number == 10) {quote="The birds will need your attention over the next few months so why not buy yourself or a friend a <a href='/index.php/categories/tables-and-baths/page-1/'>nesting box, bird table or bird bath</a>. Attracting birds to your garden is great for your local environment, and will give you hours of pleasure. ";author="";};
if (number == 11) {quote="Check out our huge range of <a href='/index.php/categories/bird-feeders'>bird feeders</a> from Chapelwood. There\'s a bird feeder for every kind of bird and we have <a href='/index.php/categories/bird-food'>bird food</a> varieties in a wide range of sizes and prices. Go on, spoil our little feathered friends. ";author="";};
if (number == 12) {quote="Protect your plants this winter with some of our excellent <a href='index.php/products/garden-fleece-blanket'>garden fleece</a>. Made by Haxnicks this is a quality extra thick 30gsm woven blanket designed to protect tender plants and at 1.8m by 10m it will cover all but the biggest specimens.";author="";};
if (number == 13) {quote="Garden or <a href='/index.php/categories/outside-clocks'>outside clocks</a> make excellent Christmas gifts. Perfect inside the home on a shed or overlooking the patio or driveway, they represent excellent value for money and come in a wide range of great styles";author="";};
if (number == 14) {quote="I am now Twittering away on Twitter on a regular basis as <a href='http://twitter.com/GardeningChap'>\'GardeningChap\'</a>. Not only will you discover what\'s new in store but you\'ll find special offers, gardening tips and more. This is a great way of searching the internet and discovering things you simply wouldn\'t otherwise know about. If it\'s all gobboldy gook scroll down on our <a href='/blog.php'>blog</a> to find my basic explanation of what Twitter is all about.";author="";};